Oh whole foods, you are just SO fucking urban and chic and fucking sophisticated. I just blow a load every time I bite into a designer, 100% all natural, 300% gourmet, no sugar added, batteries not included apple in the farmers bushel produce section with all my yuppie friends in their hemp fucking pants and shirts and sashes. Mmmm, tastes like a higher price but god dammit I feel cooler than those dirty mud race publix shoppers.
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