ONLY in Miami...

WTF???

Who gives a shit about shitty stale bread, pressed in a panini grill with 3 cubes of butter in the middle of it all? So i have to buy two boxes of cereal to receive a loaf of Kelloggs cardboard with garlic butter? Stfu Kelloggs, stfu..

Biggest loser for Xbox...

PS, quit playing video games you fat fuck.

Crunchy.

Is it me or is the pretzel-filled M&M also the CRUNCHY M&M?

And furthermore, hasn't the marketing joke for this character been how every other M&M character wants to stuff shit into his asshole?? Sodomy is hilarious and all, but in candy ads?? Seriously watch ANY ad containing this character, post-pretzel, and you will realize that the one-liner that MARS has offered we, consumers, is that everyone wants to fuck the pretzel M&M in the anus...

...What???!

Get ready to Jam...

So now they make footy pj's for the Ed Hardy crowd and you guessed it, they are fucking retarded. Just check out Kurt Kickass on the top right, getting ready to give it his all during band practice, yet still remain cool as a cucumber.

Oops! Trying out for a position in Gwen Stefani's Japanese slave chick brigade? Better get some jammeeerrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzz!