ONLY in Miami...

WTF???

Who gives a shit about shitty stale bread, pressed in a panini grill with 3 cubes of butter in the middle of it all? So i have to buy two boxes of cereal to receive a loaf of Kelloggs cardboard with garlic butter? Stfu Kelloggs, stfu..

Biggest loser for Xbox...

PS, quit playing video games you fat fuck.

Crunchy.

Is it me or is the pretzel-filled M&M also the CRUNCHY M&M?

And furthermore, hasn't the marketing joke for this character been how every other M&M character wants to stuff shit into his asshole?? Sodomy is hilarious and all, but in candy ads?? Seriously watch ANY ad containing this character, post-pretzel, and you will realize that the one-liner that MARS has offered we, consumers, is that everyone wants to fuck the pretzel M&M in the anus...

...What???!

Get ready to Jam...

So now they make footy pj's for the Ed Hardy crowd and you guessed it, they are fucking retarded. Just check out Kurt Kickass on the top right, getting ready to give it his all during band practice, yet still remain cool as a cucumber.

Oops! Trying out for a position in Gwen Stefani's Japanese slave chick brigade? Better get some jammeeerrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzz!

Credit to strtfsn blog for this. I just cant imagine a gustopo policeman in the US, wearing blades and talking about his fav art gallary. Its a wish, but a damn farfetched one.. This guy would be beating a black guy and screaming "faghag" in our country. Viva La Paris.

Annnnnd you're under arrest.

A closer look at this obnoxious asshole's bumper reveals an entire trunk full of half empty liquor bottles. They should have 10-20-LIFE involved for pure stupidity.

Only in Miami..

It's like He-Man from Masters of the Universe had sex with Crocodile Dundee. I'm not sure if these are considered weapons or not, but aside from the stab-factor involved in buying these, you may blind a possible robber if he tries to steal your land of Oz shoes.. Cue "Gasolina".

JUST what I want..

Popcorn Merlot with my dinner please..

Pretty cool photo of baby Jesus, usually he's doing something faggy like taking about armageddon or hanging out on a cross. But here he's all "gimme that milk"and I get it because he's a baby and all......wait a minute...

--Is that fucking white MILK dripping out of Mary's tit?! This is borderline pornographic.

Unnecessary detail. This was hanging in an old folks consignment shop btw.

Miami Fl...

For some reason, I'm not getting a very positive fucking vibration from the douche in the "Positive Vibration" shirt. What on earth does this guy plan to accomplish, wearing this? Blowjobs and free drinks for this guy for brightening everyones day with his sweet and genuine shirt that reminds us all to stay positive and keep a cool head. Asshole.