Credit to strtfsn blog for this. I just cant imagine a gustopo policeman in the US, wearing blades and talking about his fav art gallary. Its a wish, but a damn farfetched one.. This guy would be beating a black guy and screaming "faghag" in our country. Viva La Paris.

Annnnnd you're under arrest.

A closer look at this obnoxious asshole's bumper reveals an entire trunk full of half empty liquor bottles. They should have 10-20-LIFE involved for pure stupidity.

Only in Miami..

It's like He-Man from Masters of the Universe had sex with Crocodile Dundee. I'm not sure if these are considered weapons or not, but aside from the stab-factor involved in buying these, you may blind a possible robber if he tries to steal your land of Oz shoes.. Cue "Gasolina".

JUST what I want..

Popcorn Merlot with my dinner please..

Pretty cool photo of baby Jesus, usually he's doing something faggy like taking about armageddon or hanging out on a cross. But here he's all "gimme that milk"and I get it because he's a baby and all......wait a minute...

--Is that fucking white MILK dripping out of Mary's tit?! This is borderline pornographic.

Unnecessary detail. This was hanging in an old folks consignment shop btw.

Miami Fl...

For some reason, I'm not getting a very positive fucking vibration from the douche in the "Positive Vibration" shirt. What on earth does this guy plan to accomplish, wearing this? Blowjobs and free drinks for this guy for brightening everyones day with his sweet and genuine shirt that reminds us all to stay positive and keep a cool head. Asshole.

American fart jokes.

You know the American dream is O-V-E-R when you visit a tropical, beach-side park and a fat fucking ginger family is hanging out there. Ugh. Its like Ronald McDonald molested Sam Kinison in the 1960's, the ass-juice/semen mixture spilled through the cracks of his upstairs loft into the pussy of Rosie O Donnell in the movie "Riding the Bus with my sister" and she birthed the horrible, white trash mother of these two chernobyl kids in a dumpster somewhere. I can't imagine what the "father" of this "family" looks like. He wasn't hanging around, go figure.

--Because every pedophile needs great kicks..

Oh fuck.

Take a closer look.....closer....closerrrr.....Is your right arm tingling yet?

FIFTY FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR $10.99??? Who in Satan's asshole thought of this? Yo McDonalds, the extreme obesity rate in this country is at a near 30% in every state, 50 mystery bird nuggets for the price of a fucking t-shirt isn't helping.

Best restaurant in the world.

Delicious waffle fries, super-syrup sodas and all white meat, perfectly fried poultry not enough to convince you? Well eat this shit.. Giant bottle of squirtable, individual use Listerine is available in Chik-Filet bathrooms for free AND if you get a little bit on the sides of your mouth, the fully biodegradable, 100% silk 3000 count paper towels to your left will give you a hand job.